Fuck Yeah Criminal Minds!

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Dr. Spencer Reid: “Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopsticks? He acquitted knives with acts of aggression.”
Derek Morgan: “You don’t know how to use them, do you?”
Dr. Spencer Reid [exasperated]: “It’s like foraging for food with a pair of number 2 pencils.”
Jennifer Jareau: “Here let me help you.” [wraps hair tie around chopsticks]
Derek Morgan: “Oh – the rubber band trick!”
Jennifer Jareau: “Yup, the rubber band trick.”
[later]
Jennifer Jareau [as Reid struggles with chopsticks]: “How’s it going?”
Dr. Spencer Ried [sarcastically]: “It’s awesome. It’s absolutely incredible – 1.3 billion people stay nourished using these!”
1x17 - A Real Rain

Dr. Spencer Reid: “Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopsticks? He acquitted knives with acts of aggression.”

Derek Morgan: “You don’t know how to use them, do you?”

Dr. Spencer Reid [exasperated]: “It’s like foraging for food with a pair of number 2 pencils.

Jennifer Jareau: “Here let me help you.” [wraps hair tie around chopsticks]

Derek Morgan: “Oh – the rubber band trick!”

Jennifer Jareau: “Yup, the rubber band trick.”

[later]

Jennifer Jareau [as Reid struggles with chopsticks]: “How’s it going?”

Dr. Spencer Ried [sarcastically]: “It’s awesome. It’s absolutely incredible – 1.3 billion people stay nourished using these!”

1x17 - A Real Rain