Prentiss: Ladies, this is Brad, a real FBI agent.
JJ: No way.
Prentiss: [nods] Mm-hmm.
Garcia: That’s exciting! What’s it like at Quan-ti-co?
Brad: It’s uh, quite impressive.
JJ: What department are you in?
Brad: That’s classified.
JJ: Oooo. Must be tough keeping all those secrets.
Brad: It’s a skill, like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. The FBI’s good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass.
Prentiss: Wow. Well, somebody’s gotta do it. Ooh, do you have to carry your gun and badge with you everywhere you go?
Prentiss: Can we see it?
Brad: See what?
Prentiss: Your badge.
Brad: I’m sorry, that’s—
Prentiss, JJ, and Garcia: “Classified”.
Prentiss: [she holds up her badge] Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?
JJ: [hold up hers] Or this?
Garcia: [holds up hers] Or maybe, this?
[Brad hurries away]
One of the best funny moments of the show.